February 2012
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The Police Report Regarding the Chris Brown...
Yeah, I know this happened three years ago but this is the first time I’ve ever read this. To those of you that’s still praising Chris Brown, I hope you realize what kind of a person he really is.
Just some pointers before you read:
Rihanna’s real name is Robyn F.
The description is very disturbing and it’s not for the faint of heart.
A verbal argument ensued and...
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Anonymous asked: top or bottom
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January 2012
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Only the Japanese.. →
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^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
ROFL THE LAST ONE OMG
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.
Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.
Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.
Hussie: He didn't, he died four pages after being introduced.
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2011 Going Into 2012
Since my holidays were fairly busy, it took me a while to gather my thoughts and write this up. I just thought I’d reflect on what a year 2011 was for me, just to see where I’m heading in 2012. 1. Got hired at a new job. 10 Months later, got laid off. Still unemployed as of writing this. :( 2. Went to Las Vegas for the first time. Went back again 7 months later. Had a much better time...
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Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
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December 2011
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kanji4porn asked: What games did you get this Boxing Day? What do you do for a living and is it at all related to what you studied in Univeristy - if you did go? Are you also into comics? Any big or small changes you're making for the new year? Plans for New Years Eve?
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Hey, Leave some numbers in my ask box →
mrg6doesxtc:
1. What is your best friends name? 2. The last time you felt honestly broken? 3. Are you craving something? 4. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? 5. Would you rather have ten kids, or none? 6. What do you hear right now? 7. Is your bed against more than one of your…
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Ask Away!
This is the first time I’m doing this so please be gentle with me. But yes, I have an ask box. Had it for a while. And since I’m up for it, go ahead and fill it with questions! :)
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November 2011
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kanji4porn asked: Oh man I just had let you know that I am drooling all over your Snow costume and FFXIII tat. After denying the game for 5 years of misleading trailers I got FF13 in about March and it was the only game I played for 5 months straight. I loved every fucking thing about the game (except Snow and Vanille's lines)! The battles were so strategic and beautiful and rewarding. I am super excited for...
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October 2011
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ukeagent21 asked: you! why?! how dare you be all--- no! I'm all self-conscious now! asdfjkl;!
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September 2011
12 posts
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This is my reaction,when someone has the nerve to...
vampmistress:
Then after that, the person forever belongs on my shit list or people to keep an eye on, I mean really do you think you can insult one of my heroes and just think I’m going to forget about it, I don’t think so! lol
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When you rearrange the letters in words:
ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
collider6 asked: I just wanted to say that I love your blog, you seem like a really awesome person. I love you ffxiii tattoos... and you are so incredibly sexy.
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